Our signature Oktoberfest Cali-Burrito
Home-made Bratwurst Chorizo, sautéed mushrooms & onions, crispy crinkle-cur fries, Monterrey jack cheese, sauerkraut, yellow mustard drizzle, and chopped cilantro.
ALL SERVED ON A 12” TORTILLA. MAKE IT TACOS ON CORN OR A BOWL AT NO ADDITIONAL CHARGE.
Fit for a celebrity.
A whopping quarter pound of seared carne asada, fresh sliced avocado, crispy crinkle-cut French fries, Monterrey jack cheese, creamy jalapeño salsa, pico de gallo, and fresh chopped cilantro.
Fit for a celebrity.
Beyond seared carne asada, fresh sliced avocado, crispy crinkle-cut French fries, vegan cheddar cheese, pico de gallo, and fresh chopped cilantro.
The myth.
Shredded lamb barbacoa, Monterrey jack cheese, crispy crinkle -cut French fries, Nightmare Jam, thick cut queso fresco, fresh chopped cilantro, fresh sliced avocado.
What in the world..
Home-made Picadillo made with IMPOSSIBLE plant based protein, sautéed onions, fresh sliced avocado, crispy crinkle-cut French fries, and pico de gallo.
The gentleman.
Sautéed gold bell peppers, refried black beans, sliced fresh avocado, crispy crinkle-cut French fries, pico de gallo, creamy jalapeño salsa, and Monterey Jack cheese.
The Mother-in-Law.
Grilled marinated fajita chicken, sautéed onions, fresh sliced avocado, Monterrey jack cheese, creamy jalapeño salsa, crispy crinkle-cut French fries, pico de gallo, and fresh chopped cilantro.
Pulled pork carnitas, sautéed onions, Monterrey jack cheese, fresh sliced avocado, crispy crinkle-cut fries, and fresh chopped cilantro.
Con cuidado picking up this stranger..
Hand-battered colossal shrimp, chorizo, crispy crinkle-cut fries, Monterrey jack cheese, pico de gallo, our signature nightmare jam, and chopped cilantro
A LA CARTE.
Fried colossal shrimp, sauteed slaw, bacon, jack cheese, peach-habanero jam, chopped cilantro. Served on a flour tortilla.
Mahi Mahi filet (fried or grilled), chili-lime slaw, jack cheese, creamy chipotle, Texas honey, chopped cilantro. Served on a flour tortilla.
Perfectly brined chicken breast, hand-battered to order. Served on a flour tortilla with queso blanco, shredded romain, jack cheese, pico de gallo, creamy jalapeño drizzle, and chopped cilantro.
Seared carne asada steak, queso blanco, shredded Monterrey jack cheese, creamy jalapeño salsa, pico de gallo, fresh chopped cilantro, and a dollop of fresh made guacamole piled high on a basket of piping hot crinkle-cut French fries.
Beyond seared carne asada steak, vegan cheddar cheese, pico de gallo, fresh chopped cilantro, and a dollop of fresh made guacamole piled high on a basket of piping hot crinkle-cut French fries.
Four crispy fried flautas rolled to order with our signature shredded chicken breast/jack cheese mixture. Served with a small side of queso blanco or guacamole. Add an additional flauta +1.5
Fried colossal shrimp tossed in our signature Nightmare Season served on a basked of crispy crinkle-cut French fries. Served with a side of Nightmare Jam. Add extra colossal shrimp +1.5 ea.
Hand-battered Pio chicken tenders (3) served on a bed of crispy crinkle-cut fries. Served with a side of our creamy jalapeño.
Add additional tenders +2ea
Do you have what it takes? No refunds or exchanges, y’all! (Yes, its spicy)
Monterrey jack cheese, sautéed rajas, and char grilled 3 alarm relish.
Add Fajita chicken or Picadillo +3 or Carne asada +4
Do you have what it takes? No refunds or exchanges, y’all! (Yes, its spicy)
Vegan cheddar cheese, sautéed rajas, and char grilled 3 alarm relish.
Add Picadillo +3 or Beyond Carne asada +4
A salad fresher than a cut lawn.
Tossed romain and iceberg lettuce topped with roasted eloté, avocado slices, jack cheese, chopped cilantro, pico de gallo, and fried tortilla strips. Served with creamy jalapeño or choose, Caesar or honey mustard. Add a chopped pio tender +2, carne asada +4, fajita chicken +3.
Char grilled corn off the cob shaved and served with fresh Mexican crema, queso cotija, dusted with chili, and served with a lime wedge. Serves 1
Three tacos loaded with jack cheese and shredded steak, served with chopped cilantro, house made avocado salsa, and a lime wedge.
Serves 1-2 and comes with chips.
Our signature queso blanco, topped with chorizo, guacamole, creamy jalepeno salsa, and chopped cilantro. Serves 1-2 and comes with chips.
Serves 1-2 and comes with chips.
Serves 1-2 and comes with chips.
Single serving.
Single serving.
32oz. Choose pineapple, watermelon, or melón
32oz
32oz
Relax, its just water. Still or sparkling
12oz canned soda. Choose Coke, Coke Zero, Dr Pepper, Sprite, Squirt, Pineapple Fanta, or Big Red.
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PRICING IS PER DOZEN & INCLUDES SALSA
BACON, CHORIZO, OR POTATO SERVED ON A 6” FLOUR TORTILLAS WITH EGG & CHEESE . FOR AVEGAN OPTION TRY BLACK BEAN, POTATO, AND AVOCADO.
SERVED ON A 6” FLOUR TORTILLA
CARNE ASADA, POTATO, EGG, & CHEESE
SERVED ON A 6” TORTILLA
BUILD YOUR OWN TACO BUFFET SERVES ABOUT 10 PEOPLE. INCLUDES CHIPS & COWBOY RED SALSA (prices my vary, contact us for current pricing)
SEARED CARNE ASADA, SHREDDED MONTERREY JACK CHEESE, SLICED AVOCADO, FRESH CHOPPED CILANTRO, DICED ONIONS, & COWBOY RED SALSA. FLOUR OR CORN TORTILLAS.
MARINATED CHICKEN FAJITA, SHREDDED MONTERREY JACK CHEESE, SLICED AVOCADO, FRESH CHOPPED CILANTRO, DICED ONIONS, & SALSA VERDE. FLOUR OR CORN TORTILLAS.
SAUTÉED COLOSSAL SHRIMP, SHREDDED MONTERREY JACK CHEES, SLICED AVOCADO, FRESH CHOPPED CILANTRO, DICED ONIONS, & SALSA VERDE. FLOUR OR CORN TORTILLAS.
SHREDDED LAMB SLOW COOKED TO PERFECTION, SHREDDED MONTERREY JACK CHEES, QUESO FRESCO CRUMBLES, SLICED AVOCADO, FRESH CHOPPED CILANTRO, & NIGHTMARE JAM. FLOUR OR CORN TORTILLAS.
SAUTÉED GOLD & RED BELL PEPPERS, REFRIED BLACK BEANS, SHREDDED MONTERREY JACK CHEESE, SLICED AVOCADO, FRESH CHOPPED CILANTRO, & CREAMY JALAPEÑO SALSA. FLOUR OR CORN TORTILLAS.
CHAR-GRILLED PORTOBELLO MUSHROOM CAPS, SAUTÉED ONIONS, MONTERREY JACK CHEESE, SLICED AVOCADO, FRESH CHOPPED CILANTRO, & CREAMY JALAPEÑO SALSA. FLOUR OR CORN TORTILLAS.
INCLUDES HALF BURRITO, SMALL GUACAMOLE, CHIPS, AND CHOCOLATE CHIP THICC BOI COOKIE. PRICING IS PER PERSON
GREEN LEAF & ROMAINE LETTUCE BLEND, FRIED TORTILLA STRIPS, FRESH AVOCADO, ROASTED CORN, SHREDDED MONTERREY JACK CHEESE, FRESH CHOPPED CILANTRO. SERVED WITH CREAMY JALAPEÑO RANCH.
SERVES ABOUT 5.
ADD FAJITA CHICKEN OR PORTOBELLO CAPS +15. ADD CARNE ASADA +20
THESE ARE SPICY. SERVES ABOUT 5
ADD FAJITA CHICKEN +15 / ADD CARNE ASADA +20
QUART PORTION, SERVES ABOUT 10
QUART PORTION, SERVES ABOUT 10
SERVES ABOUT 10
SERVES ABOUT 10
PINT PORTION, SERVES ABOUT 5
PINT PORTION, SERVES ABOUT 5
PINT PORTION, SERVES ABOUT 5
ONE CASE (12) OF LIQUID DEATH PREMIUM CANNED MOUNTAIN WATER. STILL OR SPARKLING.
ONE GALLON OF OUR HOME-MADE AGUA FRESCA. BEST IN TOWN, GUARANTEED. ADD A BAG OF ICE +3
CUPS INCLUDED
ONE GALLON OF OUR FRESH BREWED, LIGHTLY SWEETENED MANGO ICED TEA. ADD A BAG OF ICE +3
CUPS INCLUDED
ONE DOZEN THICC BOIS COOKIES. INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED. CHOOSE FROM WHITE CHOCOLATE CHIP, SNICKERDOODLE, DARK CHOCOLATE CHIP-ALMOND, DOUBLE CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER, OR CURRENT SEASONAL SELECTION.
PICK UP TO TWO FLAVORS.
CATERING ORDERS REQUIRE A 24 HOUR NOTICE IN MOST CASES.